This is a tribute to Alice in Wonderland the Guinea Pig. That was actually her full name. Trouble One did call her it in full for a few days but we decided we should just use 'Alice' as her everyday name.
We got Alice when Trouble One was three years old and I was pregnant with Trouble Two. We adopted her from a sort-of rescue centre at a crazy lady's house in a village near the sea. She was only a few months old at the most and was already pregnant. She didn't fight when we picked her up to look at her. I understand she came from a household with not much experience of looking after guinea pigs - hence why she was pregnant so young. We popped her in a carry case and took her back to my mum's house where Trouble One had been waiting, not knowing where The Dad and I had been.
She loved her from the off. She fed her every day, and we got her a little triangular run thing for the garden. After a month or so, she gave birth to her three babies - a girl that Trouble One named Cilla, and two boys that eventually went to live together at my mother-in-law's house.
She shared her home with Cilla for a while until one day, when they were playing in the large outdoor run, a cat got in and took Cilla. She was too little to fight back. The Dad had stopped the nasty cat who'd come back to get Alice. He literally rescued her from the jaws of death, but it had been too late for Cilla. We told Trouble One that a cat had been in the garden and Cilla got scared and ran away. We spared her the full horrific details. She was very upset, and clung to Alice that little bit tighter.
After a year or so, we decided that Alice needed a friend. We went to a local rabbit rescue centre and found Daisy, a single lady guinea pig who needed a home. We had taken Alice with us to meet her potential room-mate and they hit it off straight away.
Sadly, Daisy died after a few months. From what, we don't know but T1 and T2 (now aged six and three respectively) were gutted. Alice had been living alone ever since. We never found her a suitable friend - all enquiries to local rescue centres had turned up males, or females already happy in pairs.
Anyway, she lived happily at our house. She had all the carrots and grass she wanted. She was brought in to the garage in bad weather, sleeping in a plastic tub. To be fair, The Dad did most of the care. The children loved Alice very much but usually forgot to do the important cleaning out and other stuff. The Dad was amazing.
Alice had a lovely temperament She never once bit any of us, even the baby twins who sometimes were a bit rough with her. She would happily sit on Trouble One's knee eating a carrot and being stroked.
On Wednesday, we had some really windy weather. The Dad checked on Alice at 8pm, topping her supply of carrots. The next morning, after T1 and T2 had gone to school, we noticed she was missing from her run, and the catch on the hutch had come loose.
It was pretty obvious that the door had blown open, and as guinea pigs hate wind, Alice had panicked and tried to find somewhere else to sleep. We checked the entire garden, shouting her name and rattling a carrier bag - which normally works. Nothing.
The Dad found her a couple of hours later, having clearly been attacked, just over the fence in next door's garden. We were relieved we'd found her, to be honest, even if it wasn't good news. The plan up to that point was to tell the girls that Alice had died peacefully and that we'd buried her. It would have been traumatic had she then turned up safe and sound. At least this way, we had closure for everyone.
Alice had made it to almost seven years old (which is pretty old for a guinea pig), yet had met a sticky end. I feel terribly guilty, like there's something we could have done, like taped her door down so it didn't blow open. But my thoughts now turned to how I would tell the girls.
We told them as soon as they got in from school. We told them that Alice had died of old age in her sleep peacefully all snuggly in her straw bed. They were devastated, and sobbed and sobbed.
Today, we buried Alice in the garden near to where we'd buried Daisy a couple of years ago, and Hammy the Hamster last year. Trouble Two couldn't face it and sat tearful in the living room watching a back episode of Milly Molly for comfort.
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| The Dad dug a little hole near the fruit trees |
Trouble One had written a eulogy, which she was too upset to read, so The Dad did it for her. Grandma had popped in after work, and she hugged T1 while The Dad put Alice in the little hole (carefully covering her with kitchen roll so the girls didn't see the very obvious injuries). I supervised the twins who were playing in the bottom garden, blissfully unaware of the events.
Trouble One has made a gravestone out of clay. We are waiting for it to dry out and we are going to pop it in the flower pot that sits atop Alice's resting place.
So, this is a tribute to the loveliest, sweetest guinea pig I have ever known.
R.I.P. Alice in Wonderland the Guinea Pig.
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| Trouble One (aged three) with a very pregnant Alice |